I also take thirty dollars from Fiare's wallet, and buy myself a makeup kit, and never tell Fiare I did that. I put my own makeup on. She asks where I got the amazing makeup (and the money, 'cause I told her I was broke), from this amazing place. And then she asks where I got the money, and I say, "This amazing place called Fiare's room", and then Fiare says, "Wait, hold up!", and then she starts screaming at me, because I stole her thirty dollars, and then I say, "I'll pay you back, in three hundred years." And then she says, "But wait, I'll be dead." And I say, "That's the point. I am the best friend in the world." She says, "I hate you." I say, "I love you too."
And that's how I got makeup... Now this is how I got the beautiful hair!
So, first, we meet together at Fiare's house. Then, while Fiare goes to the bathroom, I sneak upstairs into her room and steal her brush. And then, I tell her I have to go. She doesn't notice the brush.
Then, during the filming, she asks why I have gorgeous hair. And I say, "I got a new brush."
She asks where I got the brush. And I say, "This amazing place called Fiare's room."
And then she's like, "Hey, that's my brush!"
And I'm, like, "Yeah."
And then she's like, "I didn't know I had a brush."
And that's how I got the beautiful hair.
Now, this is how I got the job. I snuck through Fiare's window, and I heard her talking about the series she's making. And then I scare her out of her guts by jumping into her room. And then, like, "Hey, I want to be part of the series!"
And then she's, like, "Why in the world are you...? Man, do not sneak up on people like that!"
I'm, like, "Whatever, loser."
We talk for a while. I threaten her with pointy things. And then, finally, she says, "Okay."
She gave me the part of Tanya.
I said, "Okay", and she throws me back out of the window.
And then that's how I got this job. And, luckily, I landed on an expensive white car.
And, FYI,I didn't break anything. Only my dignity.