Hi their again in my last post i wrote  how i got in the series and the makeup also the hair is false i gust wanted to have a little fun. Her are some true thing about me.
    First the way i really got into the series is that i am really good friends with the  show runner. also because i am amazing actor. also Chris the actor and i are really good friends to we love hanging out with each other.Also the way the Writer made my part is mostly me in real life i and a very big one direction fan and i am really amazing in real life, i am also very fun and have really good comebacks.
So that is a little about Tanya and me in the real  life. Thanks
-- T. Swinn

The previous post is, in fact, written by T. Swinn (for those of you who doubt its credibility).

The tales within it are also pure fiction.

--F. Wolff

Hi I am the actor who plays Tanya in the series. I think Skyrise NYC lengthening mascara is great. That's the type of makeup I use for the series. I also use Jane Shimmering Blush makeup with a touch of Indigo Eyeliner with Claire's brushes... And that's why, in the series, I look so pretty.
I also take thirty dollars from Fiare's wallet, and buy myself a makeup kit, and never tell Fiare I did that. I put my own makeup on. She asks where I got the amazing makeup (and the money, 'cause I told her I was broke), from this amazing place. And then she asks where I got the money, and I say, "This amazing place called Fiare's room",  and then Fiare says, "Wait, hold up!", and then she starts screaming at me, because I stole her thirty dollars, and then I say, "I'll pay you back, in three hundred years." And then she says, "But wait, I'll be dead." And I say, "That's the point. I am the best friend in the world." She says, "I hate you." I say, "I love you too."
And that's how I got makeup... Now this is how I got the beautiful hair!
So, first, we meet together at Fiare's house. Then, while Fiare goes to the bathroom, I sneak upstairs into her room and steal her brush. And then, I tell her I have to go. She doesn't notice the brush.
Then, during the filming, she asks why I have gorgeous hair. And I say, "I got a new brush."
She asks where I got the brush. And I say, "This amazing place called Fiare's room."
And then she's like, "Hey, that's my brush!"
And I'm, like, "Yeah."
And then she's like, "I didn't know I had a brush."
And that's how I got the beautiful hair.
Now, this is how I got the job. I snuck through Fiare's window, and I heard her talking about the series she's making. And then I scare her out of her guts by jumping into her room. And then, like, "Hey, I want to be part of the series!"
And then she's, like, "Why in the world are you...? Man, do not sneak up on people like that!"
I'm, like, "Whatever, loser."
We talk for a while. I threaten her with pointy things. And then, finally, she says, "Okay."
She gave me the part of Tanya.
I said, "Okay", and she throws me back out of the window.
And then that's how I got this job. And, luckily, I landed on an expensive white car.
And, FYI,I didn't break anything. Only my dignity.

Before Chaos.
It's not perfect.
I admit that.
However, it's an attempt.
A valiant endeavor.
The quality will indubitably improve as I (and my fellow cast and crew) become acquainted with this process of creating watchable, enjoyable episodes.
I apologize for the jumpiness between shots. I apologize for the bit towards the end that is not exactly audible. I apologize for the shots where some of the characters' heads are not visible. I apologize for the jarring changes in the music. I apologize for the awkward laugh near the end. I apologize for unclear final lines ("I guess a hole in reality behind her house isn't all that interesting...").
Forgive me, and continue watching.
That is all.

--F. Wolff

I've taken a handful of moments from my excessively over-scheduled day to inform you that JOHNNY DEPP WILL BE IN AN EPISODE OF TYPE 13.
As well, I apologize for all the delays. Anyway, another month is upon us, and I hope that you will see some Type 13 before its end!

--F. Wolff